2 weeks ago - May 8, 2012
“Toes look like beans” really sealed the deal for me. XD
all of these are reasons I’ve wanted to be a cat and now that I’ve seen “toes look like beans” I want to be a cat even more!
val;sndlvsan;dsal omg
(Source: pusheen)
What. What in the actual. HOW ABOUT I SLAP YOUR SHIT
2 weeks ago - May 7, 2012
This song may seem really upbeat and cheerful but it’s actually about nuclear holocaust
Motherfuckin fuck yeah I love this song
neunundneunzig kriegsminister
streichholz und benzinkanister
hielten sich fur schlaue leute
hitternten schon fette beute
riefen, krieg! und das something something
man, wer hatte das something lalalalalalala
In short, FUCK YEAH
(Source: Spotify)
2 weeks ago - May 7, 2012
3 weeks ago - April 29, 2012

This is probably going to be a controversial/unpopular post. But, today I drove past Hayley Williams home. It’s such a lovely little house in a beautiful street. She’s so extremely lucky to live in a place like this! That is all. Just thought I’d let y’all know!
Wow, I’d have called you lucky just to have passed by!
4 months ago - January 25, 2012

oh god yes. Last Monday.
Baaaaaaaabeeeeeeeeee
Daw, I haven’t had a good cuddle in… oh, wait. Nearly 3 years now </3
Someone, please help haha!
(via thejoannarose)
4 months ago - January 24, 2012
69% of people are too embarrassed to reblog this
LOL.
(Source: tush, via frostedstache)
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